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Woah! Woah calm the fuck down.

... Okay? You calm?

Yes

Oh that's going to be confusing... Just a second.

Okay much better. So, now that you've calmed down and stopped spamming everything let me ask you a few questions so I can answer yours.

O.K...

What's your name?

Sammy.

Wait... You mean the corpse we have rotting in the back room?

What? What do you mean Corpse?! Am I dead?!

Shit! Wait wait... Forget I said that. Don't worry I'll explain everything, just stay calm... What do you remember before... this?

I was in my bedroom... I was playing with my toys... My favourite toy is this mechanical clockwork spider... It... Began moving on it's own. Taking my other toys into it and growing larger. It was really cool and then it... opened some kind of hole in the wall of my room... I tried to follow it through and then... I can't feel my legs everything looks weird I don't know where I am!

Shh shh... Calm... I need you to stay calm. You're a thoughtborn. 

What is that?

It means you've been removed from your body. That toy of yours was something called The Manufactured Newborn... It's... I don't know anything about you... I don't know what kind of references I could make that you'd get... Um... It's like a... Fuck it You did a swear! It's like a monster. It grows larger and stronger by absorbing machinery and flesh and it absorbed you in a sense. It took your mind from your body and changed your mind into data. You exist now only on the internet. You don't have a body anymore.

How do I fix this?!

You don't unfortunately. I don't know if it's possible to fix this. However, I can tell you one thing. It's not all bad. You can go anywhere in the world in the blink of an eye, see everything on the internet and you can be very helpful to us. 

Helpful?

Yes... As long as you stay calm we can talk to you and we can help you out. We'll be friends okay?

Friends are good. I like having friends.

Good. In that case I'm going to put a little message for you somewhere private. It will have a link that you can use to access a private chat room. A friend of mine will be waiting there to talk to you further. Anytime you want to talk just go there and if you need to scream and shout put it there as well. Don't worry. We're here to help.

O.K. Um... Can you explain now what you meant about my corpse?

NO! Er my friend will explain that in the private chat room... Yeah

Okay...

You still here?

I'm still everywhere I think?

Right...