Okay, so taking stock... The Facet is still alive and has sent me a nice little message. Not the one you may have seen in the comments another one.
It was delivered via phone call. Apparently he assumed I'd be more willing to listen and not try to kill him if he wasn't physically there... He was partially right. I still hung up on him about four times before he managed to inform me, 1 is also still alive. That I never even really came close to wiping out the Children entirely.
Honestly it made a lot of sense and I am surprised I didn't think about it before...
The Archive weren't going to kill him. I mean they might have at one point, but as the probably very soon only remaining member of a new type of servant with strange abilities they weren't just going to throw that away no matter how much they hated him personally.
They instead locked him away to experiment on and learn what they could about The Children.
So, yeah I never really managed to kill 9 or 1. That's 2 failures out of 13 possible.
Still pretty good, but a farcry from my initial goal of 100% success rate. Now you might be thinking I could always just go kill him at the archive, but that's not very likely. The Archive are very very good at dealing with hostile servants and the only advantage I'd have now is the same defense mechanism I personally told them how to get around, so no... I may be good, but I don't think I could kill my way through the entire Archive to kill 1... He's safer there than almost anywhere else in the world and that pisses me off.
So, at current the number of surviving Children is 4... Oh right... That was another thing. Sandy is one of The Children of Nothing now apparently... At least according to 9 and I confirmed she has the defense mechanism... Apparently I unintentionally made her part of it...
So, yeah Myself, begrudgingly, Sandy accidentally, 9 and 1 are the current membership of The Children of Nothing.
Also, you might be wondering why after finding this out I did not immediately kill Sandy...
Well I can't... Not that I'm physically incapable, but I don't want too... I mean it's not some personal attachment to her or anything, but I feel comfortable having her here... She's a tether linking me back to the times when things were simple and I ruled a neighbourhood with an iron fist.
So, I can't kill her... Not until I've returned my life to that at least...
Anyway... The point is... My vow is now completely impossible to perform... I don't think killing The Facet will actually be possible. My one shot to do so already failed me and it won't work again. 1 is outside my reach, I don't want to kill Sandy just yet at least and I'm certainly not killing me... So, considering the impossibility and the continued threat of Nathan... Why don't I accept The Facet's proposal...
Honestly I've thought about it... A few times now... It's kind of a win win... I'd get rid of Nathan, I'd be in charge of something I could rule with an iron fist again and it would really really piss off The Convocation. I mean I haven't had much time to think about it, but I hate them... I hate everything about them. They ruined my life. I've been too busy to really think about my revenge, but I'm thinking about it now. Pissing off The Convocation is top of my list now.
Anyway sorry right... So given all those benefits, why wouldn't I accept the proposal...
Well there's one con that balances against all those pros and tips the scale in the cons favour...
and here it is...
FUCK THAT ARROGANT PRICK IN HIS SMUG FACE! I am The Faceless Bastard. It doesn't matter who the enemy is I don't need some smarmy fuck to help me out. I'll kill Nathan with my own hands and then... MAYBE! MAYBE we'll talk about the future of The Children of Nothing.
Got it?
Good...
Showing posts with label Pettiness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pettiness. Show all posts
Saturday, 20 May 2017
Friday, 19 May 2017
A Facetinating... Facetnating? Eh either one... I forgot how I was going to end this title...
The Facet was waiting for me at the expected place. O'Briens of course. I showed up and he was there. I recognized him immediately this time. He was wearing a black hoody with a 9 on it and a copy of my face mask. I arrived and sat in front of him.
"So, you decided to talk after-" he started and then I tried to stab him. I failed... I failed because Nathan punched me in the side of the head hard enough to knock me out of my chair and send me skidding across the room. I don't know when he showed up or how or whether The Facet had planned that (That would be unlikely right?), regardless Nathan was here and he paid no attention to the Facet as he began to approach me cracking his knuckles. I got up grabbed some slender proxy who was sitting near me and tossed him towards Nathan who caught him by the neck with one hand snapped it and tossed him away. Which was what I was hoping for. His friends were not happy about this and they attacked Nathan. It didn't go well for them of course, because Nathan is a god damn walking murder machine, but the distraction was all I needed. I was heading to the exit as the fight started in earnest, but then Nathan grabbed the back of my head and yanked me back and then froze. The Facet was behind him. Elsewhere people were fighting each other and we'd become less interesting.
Nathan was standing frozen in place and then he spoke.
"He's fighting me... Doing a surprisingly good job of it too... Remarkable. Still I could kill him. Right now. I could end this. I just need one thing from you..."
It was The Facet speaking of course.
"All I want from you is to forget your vows. Assume the role you have been given. Recreate The Children of Nothing and lead us," he said.
It was a simple request and Nathan would be dealt with. Obviously I told him to go fuck himself and he nodded and then Nathan was reaching for me again as The Facet stepped back. I ran out the doors and continued running for some time. I ran until I was sure Nathan wasn't still chasing me. Which meant I was running until I physically collapsed unable to continue. He didn't show up and kill me, so I rested there on the sidewalk for a while. Random people walked by giving me weird looks and someone I think called the cops, but I'd recovered enough by then to crawl back to my new temporary residence...
"So, you decided to talk after-" he started and then I tried to stab him. I failed... I failed because Nathan punched me in the side of the head hard enough to knock me out of my chair and send me skidding across the room. I don't know when he showed up or how or whether The Facet had planned that (That would be unlikely right?), regardless Nathan was here and he paid no attention to the Facet as he began to approach me cracking his knuckles. I got up grabbed some slender proxy who was sitting near me and tossed him towards Nathan who caught him by the neck with one hand snapped it and tossed him away. Which was what I was hoping for. His friends were not happy about this and they attacked Nathan. It didn't go well for them of course, because Nathan is a god damn walking murder machine, but the distraction was all I needed. I was heading to the exit as the fight started in earnest, but then Nathan grabbed the back of my head and yanked me back and then froze. The Facet was behind him. Elsewhere people were fighting each other and we'd become less interesting.
Nathan was standing frozen in place and then he spoke.
"He's fighting me... Doing a surprisingly good job of it too... Remarkable. Still I could kill him. Right now. I could end this. I just need one thing from you..."
It was The Facet speaking of course.
"All I want from you is to forget your vows. Assume the role you have been given. Recreate The Children of Nothing and lead us," he said.
It was a simple request and Nathan would be dealt with. Obviously I told him to go fuck himself and he nodded and then Nathan was reaching for me again as The Facet stepped back. I ran out the doors and continued running for some time. I ran until I was sure Nathan wasn't still chasing me. Which meant I was running until I physically collapsed unable to continue. He didn't show up and kill me, so I rested there on the sidewalk for a while. Random people walked by giving me weird looks and someone I think called the cops, but I'd recovered enough by then to crawl back to my new temporary residence...
Thursday, 18 May 2017
Journey to The West
Is a movie I have never seen. Nor do I intend to. So, it's been a bit... I was traveling via plane, because I don't want to risk going through the domain again.
Who knows where I'd end up. I brought Sandy with me...
Anyway I'm back in Canada. Nothing else of interest has happened just yet, but I'm sure it will.
Meanwhile I figured I'd tell you about a few things.
Some of you out there reading this or printing it out putting it in a blender and then injecting the liquid result into your eyeballs might have a care for fine details.
So, allow me to fill you in on some fine details. First of all...
Sandy. How has she been reacting to things... The answer. Surprisingly well. I don't know what happened to her after she was removed from my care the first time, but whatever it was has acclimated her to the supernatural quite quickly. She barely seemed confused when one minute we were at her house then a terrible void and then Germany. She acted like it was something normal. Also again apparently she knows German now, so that might be part of it. She says she doesn't remember what happened to her. Hopefully The Facet can answer that question as well.
Also The Facet. I didn't leave my normal angry comment in response to his so you might not know exactly how I felt upon seeing he's still alive. I'll give you a hint... It was the reason I didn't leave a comment.
The fact that bastard is still alive had me so angry I could not formalize a rational response and instead immediately just dragged Sandy to the airport to get a ticket back home... Unfortunately the only flight was the day after so I spent some time impotently seething. Speaking of... I'm not going back there to hear him out or anything. I'm going back there to kill him. I know what you're thinking as well...
Nathan is probably still there and he will find me again if I do this. Don't care The Facet has to die. I am going to kill him.
Lastly for anyone wondering about logistics such as how did I get on the internet in Germany. Where did I get money for plane tickets and how was I possibly able to get past airport security?
The answer to all three is people died and if you continue being a nitpicky jerk you'll be one of them.
Anyway back home. I'm fairly sure I know where I'll be able to find The Facet. I'll be going to see him as soon as I finish having a nice rest. Jetlag is a bitch.
Who knows where I'd end up. I brought Sandy with me...
Anyway I'm back in Canada. Nothing else of interest has happened just yet, but I'm sure it will.
Meanwhile I figured I'd tell you about a few things.
Some of you out there reading this or printing it out putting it in a blender and then injecting the liquid result into your eyeballs might have a care for fine details.
So, allow me to fill you in on some fine details. First of all...
Sandy. How has she been reacting to things... The answer. Surprisingly well. I don't know what happened to her after she was removed from my care the first time, but whatever it was has acclimated her to the supernatural quite quickly. She barely seemed confused when one minute we were at her house then a terrible void and then Germany. She acted like it was something normal. Also again apparently she knows German now, so that might be part of it. She says she doesn't remember what happened to her. Hopefully The Facet can answer that question as well.
Also The Facet. I didn't leave my normal angry comment in response to his so you might not know exactly how I felt upon seeing he's still alive. I'll give you a hint... It was the reason I didn't leave a comment.
The fact that bastard is still alive had me so angry I could not formalize a rational response and instead immediately just dragged Sandy to the airport to get a ticket back home... Unfortunately the only flight was the day after so I spent some time impotently seething. Speaking of... I'm not going back there to hear him out or anything. I'm going back there to kill him. I know what you're thinking as well...
Nathan is probably still there and he will find me again if I do this. Don't care The Facet has to die. I am going to kill him.
Lastly for anyone wondering about logistics such as how did I get on the internet in Germany. Where did I get money for plane tickets and how was I possibly able to get past airport security?
The answer to all three is people died and if you continue being a nitpicky jerk you'll be one of them.
Anyway back home. I'm fairly sure I know where I'll be able to find The Facet. I'll be going to see him as soon as I finish having a nice rest. Jetlag is a bitch.
Thursday, 22 December 2016
3, 4, 6. 9, 11 and 12.
So, that's who I have left and how nice of 9 to tell me that. Such a friendly... Possibly man? He or she has also graciously told me where I can find... them?
I have not gone to meet 9. Why?
Well because they want me too.
Don't get me wrong I probably will go meet them at some point, but they basically said there's no rush and I am a petty bastard. So... I'm going to make them wait.
9 might think that my hatred... Actually no they seem like a smart enough person to realize that hatred is the wrong word. My hatred is reserved for 11 and 12 when it comes to killing the rest of them it's basically just... enjoyment.
So, I'll rephrase. 9 might think my excitement at the chance to kill another of the Children will cause me to unthinkingly rush towards this meeting, but I am nothing if not patient. I am happy to wait and savour the kill if it means I will get to imagine them waiting day after day for me to show up probably becoming increasingly annoyed until finally I show up and jam my machete into their esophagus.
I am willing to put off murder in the pursuit of annoying someone. That is just the kind of guy I am.
So, enjoy your daily visits to O'briens. I hope you enjoy the atmosphere. I like the place, but frankly I find the drinks taste like piss... What I imagine piss would taste like if I had ever tasted it.
The breakfast rolls however are light and fluffy and are the perfect start to a day.
On that note since my house was burned down I am currently living elsewhere. Specifically with another nest by the name of Oliver. A friendly and helpful chap who annoys the hell out of me, but who's company I have to put up with for a bit until I can set up a new permanent location.
He reads my blog. He is well aware of my feelings towards him... This seemingly has in no way dampened his friendly attitude towards me... God I hate him.
Oh right and before I forget... 3... You can run, you can hide, you can change your identity, bury your head in the sand and try to pretend you're someone else.
It won't help. I don't care if you're still one of The Children or not. I am going to kill you. Not for revenge, not just because I have every intention of wiping out every member of The Children, past present or Future, but because I will enjoy it. I will enjoy killing you knowing that you want nothing more than to live.
I have not gone to meet 9. Why?
Well because they want me too.
Don't get me wrong I probably will go meet them at some point, but they basically said there's no rush and I am a petty bastard. So... I'm going to make them wait.
9 might think that my hatred... Actually no they seem like a smart enough person to realize that hatred is the wrong word. My hatred is reserved for 11 and 12 when it comes to killing the rest of them it's basically just... enjoyment.
So, I'll rephrase. 9 might think my excitement at the chance to kill another of the Children will cause me to unthinkingly rush towards this meeting, but I am nothing if not patient. I am happy to wait and savour the kill if it means I will get to imagine them waiting day after day for me to show up probably becoming increasingly annoyed until finally I show up and jam my machete into their esophagus.
I am willing to put off murder in the pursuit of annoying someone. That is just the kind of guy I am.
So, enjoy your daily visits to O'briens. I hope you enjoy the atmosphere. I like the place, but frankly I find the drinks taste like piss... What I imagine piss would taste like if I had ever tasted it.
The breakfast rolls however are light and fluffy and are the perfect start to a day.
On that note since my house was burned down I am currently living elsewhere. Specifically with another nest by the name of Oliver. A friendly and helpful chap who annoys the hell out of me, but who's company I have to put up with for a bit until I can set up a new permanent location.
He reads my blog. He is well aware of my feelings towards him... This seemingly has in no way dampened his friendly attitude towards me... God I hate him.
Oh right and before I forget... 3... You can run, you can hide, you can change your identity, bury your head in the sand and try to pretend you're someone else.
It won't help. I don't care if you're still one of The Children or not. I am going to kill you. Not for revenge, not just because I have every intention of wiping out every member of The Children, past present or Future, but because I will enjoy it. I will enjoy killing you knowing that you want nothing more than to live.
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